Toilet Texting

So I walk into the men's restroom the other day at work and while I'm giving back to nature what she gave to me, I hear "click, click, click, click, click, click, pause, click, click, pause, etc." coming from the stall next to me. Yes, a man was in there texting while on the toilet. I couldn't believe it! Then to make matters worse, he left without washing his hands. That was a phone, you freak! You're going to put it up to your MOUTH later...and we wonder why human fecal matter persists as a measurable part of the human diet!