Sunday, February 28, 2010

Toilet Texting



So I walk into the men's restroom the other day at work and while I'm giving back to nature what she gave to me, I hear "click, click, click, click, click, click, pause, click, click, pause, etc." coming from the stall next to me. Yes, a man was in there texting while on the toilet. I couldn't believe it! Then to make matters worse, he left without washing his hands. That was a phone, you freak! You're going to put it up to your MOUTH later...and we wonder why human fecal matter persists as a measurable part of the human diet!

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Urinal Animals


I think we can all agree that men are dogs. I mean, look at Tiger Woods. But another evidence that men are animals, is the puddles under and in front of the urinals I have to negotiate every time I use the bathroom. I think most of us have come to expect this type of foul mess at public restrooms, say at a highway rest stop, a football stadium, maybe an elementary school, but in a place of business where almost everyone involved holds an engineering degree and dresses in button-ups and slacks is surprising. Well, not really, I suppose. Taking the "wide stance" to avoid stepping in other peoples drippings is the norm. Don't even get me started on toilets in men's restrooms. That is a whole other rant that I may write. In the meantime, I will continue to "sidestep" this issue as long as men are animals at the urinal.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

On Faith and Logic


There is room for FAITH in the logical mind. But not for blind faith. The former is supportable by past evidence, while the latter is merely wishful thinking. I can have faith that the sun will rise (even behind the clouds) tomorrow (even though I do not know that it will), just as it has every single day for 4.5billion years on this earth. I cannot have faith in a universal resurrection of the dead, as there is no proof anyone has ever been resurrected, and everyone I know who has died is still worm food.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Ski Bunnies and Curling Buddies

There is a good reason the International Olympic Committee and organizers of the 2010 Winter Games made 100,000 condoms available to the 7,000 guests (Athletes, coaches, trainers, staff) staying in the Olympic Village. Actually, I should say there are SEVERAL good reasons:

Lindsey Jacobellis (US Ski Team) and Sasha Cohen (US Figure Skater)

I could see Lindsey making guys want to go "hit the slopes" and Sasha Cohen sure puts the "figure" back into skating!

Tanith Belbin (US Ice Dancer) makes you wonder how the ice stays frozen, and Australia's gift to broom sports, Claudia Toth, makes you wonder if most guys have the stones to "curl" up with her! But American freestyle skier Kristi Leskinen seems almost as comfortable posing in her skives as she is skiing for gold, leaving most guys to wonder if she's ever done them at the same time...

I had to crop the picture to keep it under control. Apparently, though, the athletes and their support staffs can't keep it under control. But at least the IOC is acting like responsible adults and providing condoms. In case you are wondering, 100,000 comes out to 14 condoms for each person, which sounds about right...don't the Olympics last two weeks?





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Thursday, February 18, 2010

People Suck, Reality Bites, and Computers Rule

I think the reason I hate people so much is that they suck. They are complex, but illogical. They can be vindictive, spiteful, deliberately hurtful, selfish, petty, small, immature, and downright mean. They exaggerate and use hyperbole to win arguments. They never see both sides to an argument. That’s reality. Computers, are none of those things. Sure, a computer can seem illogical, but most of the time it’s user error. There is always a discernible, discoverable, explainable, and often repeatable reason for something going wrong on a computer. A computer doesn’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed for no reason. A computer doesn’t yell at you because you happen to be close at hand when it’s in a bad mood. If your computer gets completely whacked, you can just format its hard drive and start over with a clean slate. There is NO SUCH THING as a clean slate with people. They hold grudges. They withhold forgiveness. They hold past mistakes over you head. There is no such thing as forgive and forget. People NEVER forget. People rarely truly FORGIVE. Computers never get their feelings hurt like people do. Computers are not prideful. They don’t have faulty perceptions that color their view of things. However, while computers are great, they will never possess the one redeeming quality of people: the ability to love. So as long as that is true, I guess I’ll put up with all that other shit that people bring to the table. (BTW, I’m having a bad day, so this post will come across sounding pretty harsh, but hey, I’m a person, not a computer, so cut me some slack.)

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

iBroke!


Joanna just bought a new iMac. We love it. The 27" screen dwarfs her old laptop. Notice the missing keys. Owen loves picking off the keys from her laptop. He won't be doing that to the iMac. You get what you pay for, and considering the iMac was nearly 10X as much as Joanna's old laptop, it better live up to the hype! Joanna posted on her blog about it: from PC Purgatory to iHeaven. She may be in iHeaven, but iBroke!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Psychological Pornography

No, it isn't the titillating images of the human form that we speak of, but the lazy and highly addictive mode of thinking often called "group think". It's the kind of "cerebral smut" to which we all fall victim to some degree or another in our lives. It is the kind of mental processing where "the thinking has been done for us", where, whether due to mental laziness or emotional comfort, or even of conscious choice, we allow others, usually those in a position of power or authority, to think for us, making the difficult decisions in our lives. It is especially ubiquitous in people who belong to a homogeneous group with similar social backgrounds and ideology. Groups that are isolated from outside sources of information and analysis. Groups that impose a highly "directive" leadership.

A football team is an example. If you tell a team over and over and over again that they are really talented, eventually they will believe it. A unified sense of purpose, and a need to protect one's teammates in stressful situations lends itself to the success of a charismatic leadership. This in and of itself is not necessarily bad or dangerous. But when the message given by the leadership about the team (that they are indeed talented) contradicts the outcome of their games (they lose most of them) and is believed without question, it can have negative consequences. When the coaches consistently lay the blame for their team's losses at the feet of the referees, the weather, or some other tangential cause, and the players hear it enough, the will begin to do the same. They shield out any negative criticism by the media or fans, even though their coach's message is not supported by any on-field evidence. This is dangerous in my opinion.

Another example, provided by my brother-in-law one evening while discussing our reliance on technology, is the "Cult of Apple". My wife's siblings (and parents), as well as their spouses, all have iPhones...except for one brother and his wife. They refuse to buy a cell phone, much less an iPhone. While he likes Apple's products (he uses a MacBook for work), he does not think they represent the technological superiority over PCs that most Apple fans (members of the "Cult of Apple") would like everyone to believe. He made a very provocative observation during our conversation: when people are heavily invested (monetarily or emotionally) in something, they will sometimes suspend all faculties of reason in order to justify that investment, even when it is against their nature to do so. Very profound. And true. Luckily, my wife's father, a trained scientist, taught his children to question everything, a trait which she imparted to me after years of marriage. But not all people are so lucky.

So if a group's leadership can successfully get its members to become financially and/or emotionally invested in the group, and be very "directive" or prescriptive in its leadership methods, i.e. provide all the thinking on hard or important issues, then groupthink is easy to achieve and maintain. When a group, be it a political organization, a club, a group of middle managers, or a sports team, begins to rationalize warnings that challenge the group's assumptions; stereotypes anyone opposed to the group as weak, evil, biased, spiteful, or stupid; self-censors any thoughts that deviate from group consensus; and guards or shields the group from dissenting information, its members may find themselves falling victim to the most addictive form of psychological pornography, and breaking the habit can be harder than most understand.

What are some ways to avoid this? Well, Irving Janis has devised seven ways to prevent groupthink (Victims of Groupthink. Boston. Houghton Mifflin Company, 1972, pages 209-15):

1. Leaders should assign each member of the group the role of "critical evaluator". This allows each member to freely air objections and doubts.

2. Higher-ups should not express an opinion when assigning a task to a group.

3. The organization should set up several independent groups, working on the same problem.

4. All effective alternatives should be examined.

5. Each member should discuss the group's ideas with trusted people outside the group.

6. The group should invite outside experts into meetings. Group members should be allowed to discuss with and question the outside experts.

7. At least one group member should be assigned the role of Devil's advocate. This should be a different person for each meeting, and there should be no punishment for executing the role.

If a group is averse to these preventative techniques, one should immediately ask why. What evidence is there that Mac is better than PC? Why should I sit silently as my boss makes ill-informed decisions that will adversely affect the company? Why is the opinion of those outside the group considered a "threat", and only approved sources allowed to be consulted? If I'm really as talented as coach says, why are we always losing? If we followed the 7 steps above, not only in a group setting, but in our own thought processes (to the extent that it is possible to do so), we might be more able to avoid the allure of indulging in psychological pornography. We would think "outside the box" and realize that no matter what someone in a position of authority and power says, the thinking has NOT been done for us...if we don't' want it to be.

Thanks, Joanna, for teaching me this.

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Thank you Uncle Sam


So we got a couple of Medicaid checks in the mail on yesterday, which we get because my son Ethan is autistic, and the state reimburses our health insurance premiums every month. We put it into a savings account that we use to pay for Ethan's non-covered therapies. I came in from getting the mail, and told Joanna that we had gotten two checks, one for November and one for December, and that we now had $600 to put into the account. Ethan was in the room and said "Who sent us the money?" to which Joanna replied, "It's because you're autistic." He cocked his head to one side and then, smiling ear to ear declared: "That's enough money to get the Death Star! I'm going to get the Death Star!! It has the most men in it, you know!" He then proceeded to twirl around in delight singing "whoo hooo, the Death Star, whoo hoo, the Death Star!" We just looked at each other and burst into laughter. Ethan is awesome. He makes us so happy!